Need to do a bit of Christmas shopping but have no idea what to get? Feeling like you’ve got a hole in your wallet? Well, here at Asockalypse HQ we want to help you do your Christmas shopping for less and get the funkiest socks on the feet of your favourite friends and rellies. We’re offering a whopping 20% off EVERYTHING in our store. That’s right – every sock, ever pair of tights, every cute scarf. To get the discount, all you need to do is add the code:
If you were to climb a stairway to heaven, what would you find?
Some people believe heaven is a world where you are always surrounded by what you love most. Which means my heaven would be awfully crowded with a thousand Benedict Cumberpatches – each one carrying a basket filled with kittens and nougat.
In lieu of nougat-carrying Benedict Cumberpatch socks, I hope these Heavenly trouser socks and tights will suffice. Delightfully chubby cherubs frolic through a field of flowers – and although they don’t have smoldering eyes or delicious nougat, they are definitely the most gorgeous socks this side of heaven.
Jumping, leaping, flying, croaking, squishy green frogs. These beautiful water-loving critters are a delight hopping between lilies or sunning themselves beside a steam.
Leap into action with frogs knee high socks – perfect to brighten up an outfit or to give to an animal-loving friend. For today only, Socksmith Frogs Knee-High socks are only $19NZ!
Have you ever heard the expression, “Someone is dancing on my grave,”? Well, maybe you wouldn’t mind so much if that someone was a cute little skeleton.
These dancing Skeleton socks are doing the hangman’s boogie on your feet – the perfect gift for the goth girl or guy in your life.
Don’t cause an upROAR – get yourself a pair of Dancing Skeletons knee highs before they sell out! We’ve also got Men’s Dancing Skeletons on special, too!
… Eight Dinos-a-Stompin’! Seven Dragons-a-Flying, Six Dogs-a-Barking, Five Steampunk Things, Four Squinty Eyes, Three French Dogs, Two Jolly Giraffes, and a Peacock in a Pohutakawa Tree! What do you say to a twenty-ton dinosaur listening to some wicked tunes in his headphones? Anything you like – he’s not going to hear you! Terrible jokes aside, if your fashion sense is more prehistoric than prima donna, get into these romping dinosaur socks in black or purple – before they become extinct. Don’t cause an upROAR – get yourself a pair of dinosaur socks before they sell out! We’ve also got men’s dinosaur socks on special, too! We now do free gift-wrapping! If you want to send socks to a lucky friend or relative this Christmas, we can now wrap your package for you before we send it out. Simply write GIFT WRAPPING in the comment field of your order, and we’ll take care of the rest. You can also add a personal message in the comment field, and we’ll write that on the tag for you. This service is completely free, because […]
Practically every ancient civilization has a legend about dragons. The Chinese believe dragons are a symbol of power, strength and good fortune, which is why the Emperor adopted the dragon as a manifestation of imperial power. In Chinese society, it is taboo to disfigure a depiction of a dragon.
Be strong and powerful like the dragon, with these beautiful hand-screenprinted dragon trouser socks, and you too could be fortunate. Personally, I think anyone who gets to wear such awesome dragon socks is pretty fortunate, but I know you’re probably hoping for a successful date or a lottery win.
Did you know, dogs are capable of understanding up to 250 words and gestures, can count up to five and can perform simple mathematical calculations?
They can also fetch your socks. Fetch yourself a pair of these fetching dog trouser socks from The Asockalypse.
… Five Steampunk Things! Four Squinty Eyes, Three French Dogs, Two Jolly Giraffes, and a Peacock in a Pohutakawa Tree! Today, we’ve got five of our most popular styles from our Victorian & Steampunk collection on special for you. Remember, these special prices are for TODAY ONLY and while stocks last, so get in quick while everything’s still available. First up, the gorgeous Lace Trouser Socks from Polonova are now $19 (down from $25). Pair these beautiful and slightly gothic lace trouser socks with your favourite skirt and a pair of heels or boots. Polonova trouser socks are an extremely popular range, so get in quick before they’re all gone! Second, we’ve got more lace heading your way with Katie’s lace trouser socks, now $19 (down from $25). I don’t know who this Katie is, but she sure makes a gorgeous sock! Katie’s Lace trouser socks are printed with a delicate, intricate lace pattern that is more stylish than your grandma’s doilies. Katie’s Lace comes in a variety of bright colours and adds an elegant, Victorian touch to your work attire. Next, […]
Did you ever think optometry could be this cool? Wear this eye-catching design (see what we did there) and everyone at the party will have eyes only for you … These Eye Exam Chart tights also make a great gift for graphic designers and typography nerds.
The design on these amazing Eye Exam Chart printed tights is silk screened by hand onto 100 Denier microfiber stockings. And for TODAY ONLY, we’ve taken the price down from $32NZ to $25NZ – on ALL Nylon Journal printed tights. So that’s the Eye Exams, the Pearl Chain, the Barcode and the Skeleton Spines.
Ooh la la! Our women’s crew Oui Oui Poodle socks are a fun way to show your love of French poodles. Featuring the Eiffel Tower and oodles of poodles wearing berets, these lycra, cotton and nylon socks will be your new favorite clothing accessory. Choose from a bermuda blue or seaglass green background. How could you not say “Oui” to these cute, colorful socks!
Two Jolly Giraffes, And a Peacock in a Pohutakawa Tree! Yesterday it was peacocks, today it is these gorgeous Giraffe OTK Socks from Rocknsocks. If you’ve been eyeing these babies up, for TODAY ONLY you can get them for $25 instead of $31. Score! Giraffes are the tallest mammals on earth. Their legs stretch more than six feet in length – taller than most people! Giraffes have feet the size of dinner plates, and they use their hooves to beat off predators. Despite their appearance, these giraffe over-the-knee socks aren’t quite six feet long, and they probably won’t cover a dinner plate. But they are long, and will keep your feet toasty warm and safe from predators. RocknSocks are made in the USA from Earth-friendly regenerated eco-cotton blend that feels good on your legs and in your heart. What is the 12 Days of Sockmas! To celebrate the holiday season, and give you the chance to get some Christmas shopping done without breaking the bank, we’ve created the 12 Days of Sockmas! For 12 days we’ll be revealing a new […]
A Peacock in a Pohutakawa tree! Our first sock revealed in the 12 Days of Sockmas are these beautiful grey Peacock feather OTK socks from RocknSocks. If you see more than one peacock or peahen hanging out, the correct term is to call them a “party”. And what a party it would be, strutting around with all those beautiful feathers. Well, now you can wear a peacock party on your legs, only without the squawking, which can definitely get in the way of the partying. Soft splashes of teal and rose adorn the eyes of the feathers. These wool over-the-knee socks are extra thick, soft, and warm, and look stunning with a winter skirt and killer pair of boots. RocknSocks are made in the USA from an Earth-friendly blend of 100% post consumer recycled polyester, water bottles and merino wool. Both fibers have USA origins and are spun and dyed using non toxic chemicals and dyes. For TODAY ONLY, check out our special prices on Peacock OTK socks and some other styles from RocknSocks!